sarcasm 101: how to butt heads

“i don’t think you’re a realist but you’re not a dreamer either”
“maybe i’m not. but what do you know about me?”
“i know a lot about you hahaha THAT SOUNDS SO CREEPY I’M SORRY”
“so then what am I, since you’re currently looking into my soul and all?”
“i do soul evaluations for a living. it’s just unpaid thus far”
“so it’s not really for a living then, more of a hobby”
“so you are a dream killer”

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